| Testing, Testing
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Testing, Testing is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror XXXII content update. It requires Test Subject Bart to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
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Thank you for coming, but I'm afraid ten year-olds aren't the right candidates for our product testing program.
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Pfft, lady, I've been putting terrible things in my body since I was two. Ever taste Krusty-O's?
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Besides, I'll do anything to make money to buy the new Sergeant Thug's Mountaintop Command Post.
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What's so great about that toy?
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What's so great about it is that none of my friends have it. Now cork the gab hole and stuff me full of suspicious products!
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Task: "Make Bart Eat Something Suspicious". The job takes place at Screaming Monkey Medical Research Center, Frink's Lab, Monsarno Research, or a Visitable Home and takes 2 hours.
If Mrs. Frink is owned: Task: "Make Mrs. Frink Test Products on Bart". The job takes place at Screaming Monkey Medical Research Center, Frink's Lab, Monsarno Research, or a Visitable Home and takes 2 hours.
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I'm not sure about that first one I put in my mouth. I'm feeling tingly and minty. What was it?
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It's called toothpaste. You need to start with a clean palette.
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Ugh! Get it out! Get it out!
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
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Things are going horribly wrong. I'm feeling...changes...inside. Maybe I'm going through early puberty?
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Right. And there's no way it could be the dozens of products you've ingested, rubbed on, or been injected with.
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Maybe a little of that too.
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The damage is done. Now sign this waiver releasing me from responsibility...before your fingers seize up and become unusable.
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If Mrs. Frink is owned: Task: "Make Mrs. Frink Use Bart's Hand to Sign Waiver". The job takes place at Screaming Monkey Medical Research Center, Frink's Lab, Monsarno Research, or a Visitable Home and takes 2 hours.
Task: "Make Bart Transform". The job takes place at Screaming Monkey Medical Research Center, Frink's Lab, Monsarno Research, or a Visitable Home and takes 2 hours.
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Oh my God, you're grotesque!
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That's not fair. You did this to me!
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You begged me to do it. You said you needed money for that toy.
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That's true. The money is good...even though my face and all of my insides are bad.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
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What's up next?
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You want to keep testing more products? After what the last one did to you?
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Do you see Sergeant Thug's Mountaintop Command Post in my hands yet?
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Hands? You mean those clay blobs with the taquito fingers.
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Just keep the products coming. I was never aiming to be a hand model anyway.
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Task: "Make Test Subject Bart Rapid-Fire Test Products". The job takes 12 hours.
If Mrs. Frink is owned: Task: "Make Mrs. Frink Consult With Blue-Haired Lawyer". The job takes place at Screaming Monkey Medical Research Center, Frink's Lab, Monsarno Research, or a Visitable Home and takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
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Sorry, Bart. I can't, in good conscience, test any more products on you.
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What about in bad conscience?
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You're just gonna have to save up some other way for that toy you want.
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No! Saving up for something I want now makes me — GHAARAAGGH!
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*gasp* I — I'm sorry — here, take all the money I've got. Just don't hurt me.
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Interesting. This is a way faster way to make money.
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| Task: "Make Test Subject Bart Scare the Locals Out of Money". The job takes 8 hours.
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GHAARAAGGH! Give me all your money!
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Help! Police! Not me! Some other police! *throws money*
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Heh-heh. Too easy. Ooh, here comes another one.
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GHAAARAARRGHGHG! Make with the cash!
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Bart, nothing you do scares me.
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What if I yell longer — GHHAARRRGGGHHHGGGHHHAAAGGGHHHAAAGH!!
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Nope. But I do feel sorry for you. You look terrible. You must feel terrible.
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True. But it's all for a good cause — a toy!
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I can't bear looking at you like this so...you can have my allowance this week. *hands over money*
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*gasp* I finally have enough to buy Sergeant Thug's Mountaintop Command Post!
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Um, some bad news to go along with your bad complexion — it's sold out.
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GHHAARRRGGHGHGAHGH!!!!!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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